This game fucking rocks my world. IT’S FUCKING EXHILARATING!!!

This game fucking rocks my world.

IT’S FUCKING EXHILARATING!!!

She’s May.

So today I went to school for my Business Law exams. Which was fucked up! Cause I didn’t study a single shit for it. =/ Don’t get me wrong, I wanted to study. But I’m such a motherducking procrastinator. Anyways! I’ll probably fucking flunk that paper anyways. =( The questions were easy, IF I had studied. There was this one question though, that I answered so wrongly, that it’s illegal. The question was, “Name 4 elements of the business etiquette or some shit like that”, to which I answered, “The 4 elements are; Fire, Water, Lightning and Earth”. Hahahahaha, I’m so fucked.

Lightning. Since when THE FUCK did lightning became one of the 4 elements? That’s like a double fail. I answered the question wrongly and my wrong answer is still wrong. Unfuckingbelievable. For those of you shitheads out there who don’t know what are the 4 elements, they are. Fire, Water, AIR and your mum Earth. 

Enough with school talk. Another great thing happened today. After my exam, I went outside and waited for Norman. While waiting, the most fucking cutest and hottest and prettiest girl IN. THE. FUCKING. UNIVERSE. walked towards me. I fucking jammed over there. I didn’t know where to look. So I smiled at her and she smiled at me. Then she stopped beside me. I don’t know why the fuck she stopped beside me. Her hair smells fucking great, btw. So anyways, she stopped beside me. So I asked her how her paper was and could she pass. Then she said it was okay, AND THEN SHE TOUCHED MY SHOULDER. And she said, “You’ll surely pass!”. Fucking. Her voice was so damn cute that I ALMOST jizzed my pants right there. So then I asked her what’s her name, and she said her name was May. Then I told her my name, and she was like, “Aliff? That’s a nice name”. And in my mind, I was like, “OMFGSHESAIDMYNAMEWASNICEWHOOOO!!!”. But I managed to keep a straight face. =/

What I didn’t manage to ask was her email and facebook! Grrr… I feel so stupid for forgetting to ask her! It just slipped my mind. It’s like, when she was walking towards me, I already planned on what to say. But when she talks to me, it’s like everything just seem blank. Like she’s the only one I can concentrate my thoughts on. She is like every fucking guys dream girl. BUT REAL. 

There’s alot of levels in the “cute” department. Such as “Quite cute”, which is at the bottom. Then there is “cute”, and “very cute”, and some other fuckshit. The highest on the table is “FUCKING cute”. But today, there’s another level. There’s “FUCKING cute”, and then there’s “May”. She sets the fucking bar. This girl is like a fucking angel. SHE’S LIKE A FUCKING ANGEL!!!

God! I spent the last hour trying to find her facebook, but I can’t! There’s so many fucking people with the name MAY! I did found one that looked like her, but I’m not really sure it’s her. I won’t be able to see her again till school starts. Which is 23rd May. Hahahaha, her name is a month.

You know, I could just keep talking about her nonstop on this post. But I know you guys don’t give a fuck about what I’m writing here. So I’ma go off. But seriously though, no girl has ever made Aliff feel like this. Except May.

May is officially my favorite month. =]

Happy Mothers Day!

So today I went out with my family to VivoCity. This is like my 3rd time going there. IT’S FUCKING EXHILARATING!! 

Anyways! Ate Fig&Olives. It wasn’t that bad. I thought it was gonna suck camels dick. But it was nice. Then we went and walked around cause my mother wanna buy her stuff and all. And THEN! She asked me what laptop I want, so I was like I want the most expensive one. And she said OKAY! She was such in a good mood. But I didn’t wanna abuse the privilege. Hahaha, so I just said an iPhone would be enough. What the fucking fuck would I need a goddamn laptop for? My desktop beats all. Hands down. So we went to Tamp Mall to go buy my iPhone! :):):):):):):) 3GS, motherfuckers. Now I can watch porn on the go. Literally buffering from my iPhone. Jacking off in public would be easier than ever now.

Yes.. Be jealous.. Feel it take over you.. You think illegal downloads are free? GOOD. Because it is.

And Chelsea WON?! WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED?! 8 - 0?! Did Wigan KNOW that they’re playing a match? Were they high? Did they have enough sleep before the match? All kinds of questions. I don’t have the answers to. SOMEBODY, please give me answers. And Liverpool?! DRAW! FUCKING, DRAW?! The last game of the season and they ended it with a DRAW. WITH HULL CITY, FUCK! HULL! CITY?! I mean, come on man! THE SECOND LAST POSITION IN THE TABLE MANAGED TO DRAW WITH ONE OF THE BIG FOUR TEAMS. Pathetic. Just. Pathetic. (This is a shot at Wani)

Very good.

"I need a little more luck than a little bit,
Cuz every time I get stuck the words won’t fit.
And every time that I try I get tongue tied,
I’ll need a little good luck to get me by."
- Faber Drive - Tongue Tied.

Keep Blogging, While I’m Mind Boggling.

I woke up with a boner. =/

Today has been a boring ass day! All I did was watched IP Man 2 and lift weights! I need to fucking go out soon.

Yesterday went to JB with family and Thahir. Spent like 3 hours at one big ass mall doing absolutely NOTHING. But it was fun, played arcade and other stuff that you do at the mall. Alot of hot chicks! There was this one girl, who was cute, and she was walking with her boyfriend towards us. Then I made eye contact with her and straight away looked away, right? Then I looked back and she was still looking at me, and when they passed us, the girl smiled and continued looking at me. Hahahaha I’M SO FUCKING HOT!

Anyways! played Game of Life again yesterday, and WON. As usual. I’m Aliff. I CANNOT lose. 

Also learned a new punch technique today. SUPER FUCKING EFFECTIVE. Haters beware. :)

And I can’t wait for Mel to come to Singapore! :) I can’t wait for Hafiy too! I’m so excited! As for Wani? Mehhhh…. She’s probably gonna lip me for this. =/

I think I’m gonna go down now, probably go masturbate in public or something. It’s fucking exhilarating. 

So… Say Hello To Your Mother For Me.

CUTEST LITTLE FUCKER EVAR?!

So I came to class, right? Right. And I was an hour late, right? Right. Fuck you, I was 2 hours late. So anyways, I came to class 2 hours late, and there were no seats left with my friends, so I had to sit behind them. I was like, “Fuuuuuuuck”. And I had to sit beside a girl. What was she doing in a classroom?! The kitchen is all the way in the canteen. Anyways! So I was doozing off, then my head hit her shoulder. So I got shocked and jumped abit. Hahahaha, then I turned to her to say “Fuck you, why did you hit my head with your shoulder?!” sorry. And just as I turn and look at her, my heart and mind exploded. At that fucking moment, I swore I saw THE MOST FUCKING CUTEST GIRL EVAR. EEEEEEVVVEEEEEER!!!!!! 

Her voice is so sweet. Her eyes are like forever, or something like that. Her hair so smooth and silky. IT’S LIKE AN ANGEL WAS SITTING BESIDE ME. Never have I been so awake in a class before. She is like the perfect girl ever. I’d fucking murder somebody just to get to hold her hand. I was so stunned by her perfection that I, Aliff Anugerah, stuttered while talking to her. I couldn’t even ask for her name in fear of she thinking I’m a rapist or something like that. I couldn’t even keep a fucking straight face while talking to her, like, while halfway talking, I’d suddenly smile or laugh. She’s that damn cute. ARGH! I should’ve acted more cooler. 

SON OF A BITCH!

Game of Life.

What’s up? My dick, that’s what. How have I been? Ask your mum. Haha, I’m kidding. I’m awesome (no, you’re not, dude. Don’t lie.)

Anyways! I just finished a 6000 essay! FUCK. It was hard. It made me sweat. I was sitting and still I sweat. The questions were killer. It will fucking murder you. But I’m Aliff! Nothing could kill me! Maybe except some batshit crazy chinese kids who are angry just because I called him retarded. =/ Anywhoo, my fucking printer can’t work. So.. Yeah.. I’m still fucked, I guess. FUUUUUUCK. It’s pissing me off. I’ll just print it in school then. WASTE MY TIME.

So I basically spent the whole night doin’ your mum playing the GAME OF LIFE. Fucking exhilarating game, I tell you. My balls were wet all night from sheer excitement of the game. I’m over-exaggerating, but it’s an awesome game. It took us like 4 hours to complete one game. 4 FUCKING HOURS OF SHEER MAD FUN. I teamed up with Acap, as usual, My motherfucking P.I.C, which means Partner In Crime for all your moronic bastards out there with an IQ that is most probably 70 or lower. We were ACTUALLY supposed to go to Malaysia with Champ, Derrick and my sis. But the game, man. It pulled us in. Once you start, you can’t stop. Ever. The fucked up thing was, we thought we were gonna win but Azmin beat us to it! I don’t know how the fuck he beat us. He even managed to scrap up a new high score in 71. 978463 points. Son of a bitch! We only got like 934584. And Thahir, being the loser that he was born to be, only got like 20000+ points. You can’t blame him. He’s Indian. =/ And the girl got like 200000+ points also. She came in last. :( I know, I know, some of you might be wondering, “What was she doing out of the kitchen?” or “Why isn’t she making sandwiches?”. But it’s cool guys, she’s a friends sister. So she’s alright to play games once in awhile. I mean, she could always make sandwiches and wash the dishes later, right?

So after Game of Life, we played this card game, which is like, you start with one word and then give all the cards out to the players and when it’s your turn, you place a letter and then the next person has to place another letter to continue to word or something like that. I’m not good at explaining. But anyways, all 5 of us were stuck on the word TREE. Then Thahir, placed U on one of the E. So it became TRUE, right? BUT THEN ACAP, placed back the E on the U cause he had no idea what else to put. SO we ended up with TREE again. It’s like, we were stuck on TREE and TRUE for like 20 minutes! But after that, we sort of gave up and shot your mum in the face went home. It was already 6am and I haven’t even started my essay at that time. :(

Now, it’s 8am. I just uploaded my essay into my thumb-drive. Just finished my last stick. And I am going off to BED. So before I go, I just got this to say - BIG BOOTY BITCHES, BIG BIG BOOTY BITCHES (WHHHHHAT!) BIG BOOTY BITCHES, BIG BIG BOOTY BITCHES (UH-HUH!). 

For those of you who have an IQ of 10 and below, it’s a fucking song. Go search “big booty bitches” on youtube. It will CRACK YOUR SHIT UP. 

Word to your mother. And uncle.